Post by CW .org .info .net on Sept 28, 2023 13:53:50 GMT -6
WAR
Ok, thats enough now. I regularly go to WAR/Slam shows. So I will tell you how it really is, not from a marks point of view:
Sader SUCKS. Flat out. Can't sell, can't bump, can't even throw a punch. He's over with the thirty five or so 5 year old kids that are there. The adults laugh at him. If the promoter wants to book someone to entertain those kids, so be it. Now, again he SUCKS, but the kids talk about him while they leave show, so take that for what its worth.
The Butcher. Need I say more? Every shows I've been at, the guy bleeds all over the place. For no f'n reason. Learn how to do a damn leap frog first. Butcher is useless. He sucks, matches are long and boring, and he aint over with anyone.
Steve Boz. MEGA OVER. His music hits and the kids run to the entrance way.
Acid Jaz. See Boz.
Isais V. and Remy Rainz: Remy is the weak link of the two but they work REALLY well together. Great heels. Their tag match from the last show was motn.
Marshee Rockeet: AWESOME stuff with Prince Ali. The last match in their feaud was some really excellent stuff. AWESOME tag match w/ his parter Jeff L. against Isais and Remy Rainz at the last show. Went really over with the crowd.
Iceman Tim Norton: The kid tries. He enjoys himself in the ring, but he doesn't seem to ever improve. I've been to Slam shows since they first started w/ Danny Daniels in charge and this kid hasnt show any improvement since then. Well, he stopped doing Stonce Cold Steve Austin moves so I guess that's a plus?
Brandon Bishop: Excited to see him.
Keith Walker: Scares the living piss outta me, and pretty much everone in the audience. Great Heel. In ring work, is meh.
Prince Ali: Regularly has motn. Great Heel, great worker, and puts on some really great matches. However, he sometime puts a little too much comedy in for his gimmick.
Rudo Cortez: I honestly feel bad for Rudo. He's an outstanding talent, and any time I've talked to him after the shows he comes up as a really cool guy. But he gets stuck working some guys that I dont think he really wants to work with. He just doesn't seem motivated to do anything in the ring.
Samantha Hart: If that "woman" meows at me one more time, I will punch her.
Gavin Dunn: MONEY
Hatebreed: Honestly havent formed an opinion on them yet.
Overall, WAR has some good stuff.
*****
*****
3/07/08
The deck ended up being shuffled on this night but a good night of action nevertheless.
The Galactic Grappler (in his WAR debut) STUNNED THE CROWD as he defeated
"The Irishman" Sean Mulligan. People couldn't figure out which was more strange,
TGG's attire or the language he spoke. TGG could turn out to be WAR's Mork from Ork.
The War Machine & Ultimo Akara (w/Stan Pain) def. Los Mexicanos in yet another
upset for the night. PL Myers assumed the managerial reigns of the boys from 26th
& California but this was not a good first night for the three of them. For the most part,
Los Mexicanos were overwhelmed by the power of The War Machine and the skill &
agility of newcomer Ultimo Akara. This was a horrendous loss for Los Mexicanos as
they lost to an inexperenced team, however this wouldn't be the last we saw of them on
this night.
In the "Closed Fists Are Legal Match," Milo Cash def. Austin Roberts (from Detroit)
in a match that pretty much lived up to its hard hitting hype. Cash's power advantage
was the difference in the end.
This time in singles action, The War Machine (w/ Stan Pain) def. Vic Vanity (w/ PL Myers)
via disqualification after a blatant chair shot thrown by Vanity. In HER referee debut for
WAR, Koa Marie had a solid first night of work as this was the first match she ended in
this fashion. In a case of being at the wrong place, at the wrong time,
The War Machine went for a running clothesline on Vanity.
Vanity ducked the clothesline and The War Machine literally RAN OVER PL Myers.
It is uncertain here whether or not it was from that violent collision but PL Myers suffered
a severly sprained ankle as he was helped to the back by Vanity and the official.
It is rare that a manager gets seriously hurt as PL's misfortune delighted the crowd!!!
In a match originally that was supposed to feature Prince Ali in his first defense of
The Wings Of WAR Championship, it was Tony Rican & Isasis Velasquez for the vacated title.
Velasquez had Rican right where he wanted him as he continually punished Rican's left leg but
right as when it seemed like Velasquez had Rican put away, Los Mexicanos stormed the ring
and pummeled their now former comrade. They placed an unconscious Rican on top of Isasis
for the one, two, three. Los Mexicanos wanted to celebrate with Rican on his championship
victory but Tony wasn't having it. Tony and Isasis together ended up chasing the tag-team
from the ring. A Wings of WAR title rematch is a distinct possibility for March 21st!!
In what was probably the match of the night, "He's All That" Steve Boz took on former friend
"Diehard" Jeff Luxon. After devastating Chris Sader, The Butcher, and Samantha Hart a month
ago, the crowd on this night absolutely voiced their hatred for a man they once loved.
Luxon wrestled an exceptional match but with brutal fists and great skill, Boz proved to be too
much when his superkick ended a hard fought bout that lasted close to a half an hour.
In THE MAIN EVENT for The WAR Heavyweight Championship:
Acid Jaz defeated Marshe Rockett (w/Dymond) For a few minutes after the bell, the combatants
took a survey to see who was getting the bigger pops from the crowd. Then after just a few minutes
of action, the nefarious Nickie Sixx & Milo Cash stormed the ring and started beating the hell out
of the two competitors.
The match was ruled a no-contest due to the run-in but Marshe Rockett was having none of it.
He then proceeded to grab a mic and then said he and Dymond didn't come a long way for his first
title match to end the way it did. Acid Jaz agreed to restart the match and then got the thumbs up
from Buddha.
At the restart, Acid Jaz had his back turned to Marshe as he was talking to ringside officials.
Rockett seeing opprotunity, scooped Jaz from behind to pinning predicament. Jaz nearly got caught
napping but he did catch fire. Enraged over what almost happened, the match became unfriendly as
Jaz landed a right to Marshe's jaw!!! After several minutes of back and forth action, Marshe seemingly
had won the championship. He had Acid Jaz in a pin attempt but as Marshe bridged to support the pin,
Marshe was counted out as he inadvertanely rested he shoulders on the canvas for three count.
After Jaz was announced as the victor, Sixx and Pain returned as they continued what they started
earlier as they inflicted more pain on Jaz. Marshe, however, ended up running the two out of the ring.
WAR is back at The Dojo on March 21st at 8PM!!!!
Ok, thats enough now. I regularly go to WAR/Slam shows. So I will tell you how it really is, not from a marks point of view:
Sader SUCKS. Flat out. Can't sell, can't bump, can't even throw a punch. He's over with the thirty five or so 5 year old kids that are there. The adults laugh at him. If the promoter wants to book someone to entertain those kids, so be it. Now, again he SUCKS, but the kids talk about him while they leave show, so take that for what its worth.
The Butcher. Need I say more? Every shows I've been at, the guy bleeds all over the place. For no f'n reason. Learn how to do a damn leap frog first. Butcher is useless. He sucks, matches are long and boring, and he aint over with anyone.
Steve Boz. MEGA OVER. His music hits and the kids run to the entrance way.
Acid Jaz. See Boz.
Isais V. and Remy Rainz: Remy is the weak link of the two but they work REALLY well together. Great heels. Their tag match from the last show was motn.
Marshee Rockeet: AWESOME stuff with Prince Ali. The last match in their feaud was some really excellent stuff. AWESOME tag match w/ his parter Jeff L. against Isais and Remy Rainz at the last show. Went really over with the crowd.
Iceman Tim Norton: The kid tries. He enjoys himself in the ring, but he doesn't seem to ever improve. I've been to Slam shows since they first started w/ Danny Daniels in charge and this kid hasnt show any improvement since then. Well, he stopped doing Stonce Cold Steve Austin moves so I guess that's a plus?
Brandon Bishop: Excited to see him.
Keith Walker: Scares the living piss outta me, and pretty much everone in the audience. Great Heel. In ring work, is meh.
Prince Ali: Regularly has motn. Great Heel, great worker, and puts on some really great matches. However, he sometime puts a little too much comedy in for his gimmick.
Rudo Cortez: I honestly feel bad for Rudo. He's an outstanding talent, and any time I've talked to him after the shows he comes up as a really cool guy. But he gets stuck working some guys that I dont think he really wants to work with. He just doesn't seem motivated to do anything in the ring.
Samantha Hart: If that "woman" meows at me one more time, I will punch her.
Gavin Dunn: MONEY
Hatebreed: Honestly havent formed an opinion on them yet.
Overall, WAR has some good stuff.
*****
*****
3/07/08
The deck ended up being shuffled on this night but a good night of action nevertheless.
The Galactic Grappler (in his WAR debut) STUNNED THE CROWD as he defeated
"The Irishman" Sean Mulligan. People couldn't figure out which was more strange,
TGG's attire or the language he spoke. TGG could turn out to be WAR's Mork from Ork.
The War Machine & Ultimo Akara (w/Stan Pain) def. Los Mexicanos in yet another
upset for the night. PL Myers assumed the managerial reigns of the boys from 26th
& California but this was not a good first night for the three of them. For the most part,
Los Mexicanos were overwhelmed by the power of The War Machine and the skill &
agility of newcomer Ultimo Akara. This was a horrendous loss for Los Mexicanos as
they lost to an inexperenced team, however this wouldn't be the last we saw of them on
this night.
In the "Closed Fists Are Legal Match," Milo Cash def. Austin Roberts (from Detroit)
in a match that pretty much lived up to its hard hitting hype. Cash's power advantage
was the difference in the end.
This time in singles action, The War Machine (w/ Stan Pain) def. Vic Vanity (w/ PL Myers)
via disqualification after a blatant chair shot thrown by Vanity. In HER referee debut for
WAR, Koa Marie had a solid first night of work as this was the first match she ended in
this fashion. In a case of being at the wrong place, at the wrong time,
The War Machine went for a running clothesline on Vanity.
Vanity ducked the clothesline and The War Machine literally RAN OVER PL Myers.
It is uncertain here whether or not it was from that violent collision but PL Myers suffered
a severly sprained ankle as he was helped to the back by Vanity and the official.
It is rare that a manager gets seriously hurt as PL's misfortune delighted the crowd!!!
In a match originally that was supposed to feature Prince Ali in his first defense of
The Wings Of WAR Championship, it was Tony Rican & Isasis Velasquez for the vacated title.
Velasquez had Rican right where he wanted him as he continually punished Rican's left leg but
right as when it seemed like Velasquez had Rican put away, Los Mexicanos stormed the ring
and pummeled their now former comrade. They placed an unconscious Rican on top of Isasis
for the one, two, three. Los Mexicanos wanted to celebrate with Rican on his championship
victory but Tony wasn't having it. Tony and Isasis together ended up chasing the tag-team
from the ring. A Wings of WAR title rematch is a distinct possibility for March 21st!!
In what was probably the match of the night, "He's All That" Steve Boz took on former friend
"Diehard" Jeff Luxon. After devastating Chris Sader, The Butcher, and Samantha Hart a month
ago, the crowd on this night absolutely voiced their hatred for a man they once loved.
Luxon wrestled an exceptional match but with brutal fists and great skill, Boz proved to be too
much when his superkick ended a hard fought bout that lasted close to a half an hour.
In THE MAIN EVENT for The WAR Heavyweight Championship:
Acid Jaz defeated Marshe Rockett (w/Dymond) For a few minutes after the bell, the combatants
took a survey to see who was getting the bigger pops from the crowd. Then after just a few minutes
of action, the nefarious Nickie Sixx & Milo Cash stormed the ring and started beating the hell out
of the two competitors.
The match was ruled a no-contest due to the run-in but Marshe Rockett was having none of it.
He then proceeded to grab a mic and then said he and Dymond didn't come a long way for his first
title match to end the way it did. Acid Jaz agreed to restart the match and then got the thumbs up
from Buddha.
At the restart, Acid Jaz had his back turned to Marshe as he was talking to ringside officials.
Rockett seeing opprotunity, scooped Jaz from behind to pinning predicament. Jaz nearly got caught
napping but he did catch fire. Enraged over what almost happened, the match became unfriendly as
Jaz landed a right to Marshe's jaw!!! After several minutes of back and forth action, Marshe seemingly
had won the championship. He had Acid Jaz in a pin attempt but as Marshe bridged to support the pin,
Marshe was counted out as he inadvertanely rested he shoulders on the canvas for three count.
After Jaz was announced as the victor, Sixx and Pain returned as they continued what they started
earlier as they inflicted more pain on Jaz. Marshe, however, ended up running the two out of the ring.
WAR is back at The Dojo on March 21st at 8PM!!!!