Post by CW .org .info .net on Jun 26, 2023 12:07:20 GMT -6
Adrian Lynch's take on Stumpy
(Anonymous)
2005-11-22 09:48 pm UTC (link)
For a guy who's biggest claim to fame is having his pants fall down during a match, causing a mixture of fear
and nausea, this fool certainly has a lot to say. Hey, here's a concept, you half-trained, half-smart (if that) tub
of goo: If you are going to continue to claim that you are a product of the NAWF training camp run by
Randy Ricci, how about settling up on the rest of the money you owe them. Or are you going to bounce a few
more of your parents' checks? I'm sure Kasey James would get a kick out of you claiming he helped train you
as well. You are a grade "A" goof, in my opinion..one who never finished training, nor lived up to the financial
obligation for said training. Just another asshole who figured he knew enough to get booked by a couple indy
yarder groups--so why bother to finish training or paying, right? Shitstains on the underwear of life like yourself
are one of several reasons the indy scene sucks.
Although, if you're short on cash and still need to finish training, maybe you should call Angel Armani. He likes
to take losers like yourself under his trenchcoat and shape them into wrestlers as shitty as he is, if that's possible.
And I hear the price is reasonable compared to legit training camps! Anyway, dumbo, have fun at the indy yarder
deathmatch shows. Maybe society will luck out and you'll receive an accidental vascectomy courtesy of a stray
light tube, icepick, or whatever you losers use in these "matches". Oh yeah, another thing, quit trying to steal my
spots and then fucking them up like all the other indy yarders do.
Fuck off,
Adrian Lynch
ALynch69@aol.com
www.adrianlynch.net
2005-11-22 10:08 pm UTC (link)
Excuse me, I'd rather you not curse up MY blog. Second I've seen the definitions of "yarder" stretched to such ridicious
proportions that I'm rather angry and/or insulted when certain people and organizations are unfairly lumped in when they've
never seen anything from them and yet they act like they're qualified to judge--Rockin Randy being ONE of them. And I'd be
careful when you throw the "yarder" term around, the first time I saw a match of yours on an MSPW webcast your
performance in the ring was crap. I'm gonna reserve comment on him oweing money to people until I find out if he does or
doesn't.
-MCCrFtr
Re: Adrian Lynch's take on Stumpy
2005-11-22 10:55 pm UTC (link)
Yyyyyeeeah....
If you are going to give clowns like this the time of day and let them promote themselves in a public forum, they are subject to
comment and opinion. I mean, you get to voice an opinion on a match that took place 4 weeks after the removal of a hip-to-foot
cast on my right leg, right? I apologize I was not able to bust out my usual array of aerial assaults that I'm known for...being in
a cast for over 8 weeks prior held me to one moonsault in that match, and I knew I had to make it count.
If you'd like a better sample of my work, feel free to visit the mechandise section of my website. No discounts, please.
Oh, and if you are looking for verification on the Stumpster having issues paying his tab, maybe you should e-mail Randy at
NAWFED@aol.com. I am sure he'd be happy to verify the bounced checks.
Lynch
Oh, one more thing. Where were these WWE and TNA tryout matches?
Seriously. You've like...seen a picture of Stumpy, right?
Lynch
2005-11-23 01:09 am UTC (link)
You're free to comment and crititize all you want but please keep the cursing to a minimum. I'm not gonna vouch for Stumpy's
wrestling ability, but yes, I have met him in person. If Randy was ripped off like you say he was, has he taken him into small
claims court to get his money? If not, why? As for MSPW, they didn't say you just came back from injury, but what I remember
out of it is repeated rodjams to the throat.
Adrian Lynch's take on Stumpy
2005-11-23 03:44 am UTC (link)
Random answers:
"If Randy was ripped off like you say he was, has he taken him into small claims court to get his money? If not, why?"
A: I'm guessing because you cannot get blood from a stone. A court will issue a judgement, not force a defendant to fork over
what he owes. Small claims court is a joke in most states, IL included. You spend time and money to try to recover what you
are entitled to and you end up with a sheet of paper that is worthless unless the defendant willingly comes forward and hands
over the damages. In the long run you invest time, money, and effort for nothing, in most cases.
People who skate out on tabs, such as, I dunno...STUMPY, probably know this and take comfort that they wont be held accountable
for their actions, even if someone did take them to court. A judgement is just that: a judgement. Usually it's not worth the paper
it's printed on, at least in a small claims court situation.
"As for MSPW, they didn't say you just came back from injury, but what I remember out of it is repeated rodjams to the throat."
A:Well, I'm guessing that putting over the shots to the throat figured to be more interesting than saying something like this:
"This is Adrian Lynch. Until 4 weeks ago he had a hard cast on his entire right leg, and was immobilized for over 8 weeks.
In fact, if he wasn't wearing 3 knee sleeves you'd notice his right leg is about the size of a forearm from atrophy, and he can
barely walk. Since this is one of his first times back in a ring, please have mercy in judging his performance. Fans, tune in next
week when we will feature Greased-Up-Skinny #7 vs Dirty-Looking-Hardcore-Guy as our main event in a First Blood Grudge
Match...that's right, it will be the first meeting ever between these two, and you don't want to miss it.
Now, back to the action...Lynch, with his gimpy leg, taking over on Brad Bradley......"
I can almost hear the indy yarders circling the wagons now.
Lynch
(Anonymous)
2005-11-22 09:48 pm UTC (link)
For a guy who's biggest claim to fame is having his pants fall down during a match, causing a mixture of fear
and nausea, this fool certainly has a lot to say. Hey, here's a concept, you half-trained, half-smart (if that) tub
of goo: If you are going to continue to claim that you are a product of the NAWF training camp run by
Randy Ricci, how about settling up on the rest of the money you owe them. Or are you going to bounce a few
more of your parents' checks? I'm sure Kasey James would get a kick out of you claiming he helped train you
as well. You are a grade "A" goof, in my opinion..one who never finished training, nor lived up to the financial
obligation for said training. Just another asshole who figured he knew enough to get booked by a couple indy
yarder groups--so why bother to finish training or paying, right? Shitstains on the underwear of life like yourself
are one of several reasons the indy scene sucks.
Although, if you're short on cash and still need to finish training, maybe you should call Angel Armani. He likes
to take losers like yourself under his trenchcoat and shape them into wrestlers as shitty as he is, if that's possible.
And I hear the price is reasonable compared to legit training camps! Anyway, dumbo, have fun at the indy yarder
deathmatch shows. Maybe society will luck out and you'll receive an accidental vascectomy courtesy of a stray
light tube, icepick, or whatever you losers use in these "matches". Oh yeah, another thing, quit trying to steal my
spots and then fucking them up like all the other indy yarders do.
Fuck off,
Adrian Lynch
ALynch69@aol.com
www.adrianlynch.net
2005-11-22 10:08 pm UTC (link)
Excuse me, I'd rather you not curse up MY blog. Second I've seen the definitions of "yarder" stretched to such ridicious
proportions that I'm rather angry and/or insulted when certain people and organizations are unfairly lumped in when they've
never seen anything from them and yet they act like they're qualified to judge--Rockin Randy being ONE of them. And I'd be
careful when you throw the "yarder" term around, the first time I saw a match of yours on an MSPW webcast your
performance in the ring was crap. I'm gonna reserve comment on him oweing money to people until I find out if he does or
doesn't.
-MCCrFtr
Re: Adrian Lynch's take on Stumpy
2005-11-22 10:55 pm UTC (link)
Yyyyyeeeah....
If you are going to give clowns like this the time of day and let them promote themselves in a public forum, they are subject to
comment and opinion. I mean, you get to voice an opinion on a match that took place 4 weeks after the removal of a hip-to-foot
cast on my right leg, right? I apologize I was not able to bust out my usual array of aerial assaults that I'm known for...being in
a cast for over 8 weeks prior held me to one moonsault in that match, and I knew I had to make it count.
If you'd like a better sample of my work, feel free to visit the mechandise section of my website. No discounts, please.
Oh, and if you are looking for verification on the Stumpster having issues paying his tab, maybe you should e-mail Randy at
NAWFED@aol.com. I am sure he'd be happy to verify the bounced checks.
Lynch
Oh, one more thing. Where were these WWE and TNA tryout matches?
Seriously. You've like...seen a picture of Stumpy, right?
Lynch
2005-11-23 01:09 am UTC (link)
You're free to comment and crititize all you want but please keep the cursing to a minimum. I'm not gonna vouch for Stumpy's
wrestling ability, but yes, I have met him in person. If Randy was ripped off like you say he was, has he taken him into small
claims court to get his money? If not, why? As for MSPW, they didn't say you just came back from injury, but what I remember
out of it is repeated rodjams to the throat.
Adrian Lynch's take on Stumpy
2005-11-23 03:44 am UTC (link)
Random answers:
"If Randy was ripped off like you say he was, has he taken him into small claims court to get his money? If not, why?"
A: I'm guessing because you cannot get blood from a stone. A court will issue a judgement, not force a defendant to fork over
what he owes. Small claims court is a joke in most states, IL included. You spend time and money to try to recover what you
are entitled to and you end up with a sheet of paper that is worthless unless the defendant willingly comes forward and hands
over the damages. In the long run you invest time, money, and effort for nothing, in most cases.
People who skate out on tabs, such as, I dunno...STUMPY, probably know this and take comfort that they wont be held accountable
for their actions, even if someone did take them to court. A judgement is just that: a judgement. Usually it's not worth the paper
it's printed on, at least in a small claims court situation.
"As for MSPW, they didn't say you just came back from injury, but what I remember out of it is repeated rodjams to the throat."
A:Well, I'm guessing that putting over the shots to the throat figured to be more interesting than saying something like this:
"This is Adrian Lynch. Until 4 weeks ago he had a hard cast on his entire right leg, and was immobilized for over 8 weeks.
In fact, if he wasn't wearing 3 knee sleeves you'd notice his right leg is about the size of a forearm from atrophy, and he can
barely walk. Since this is one of his first times back in a ring, please have mercy in judging his performance. Fans, tune in next
week when we will feature Greased-Up-Skinny #7 vs Dirty-Looking-Hardcore-Guy as our main event in a First Blood Grudge
Match...that's right, it will be the first meeting ever between these two, and you don't want to miss it.
Now, back to the action...Lynch, with his gimpy leg, taking over on Brad Bradley......"
I can almost hear the indy yarders circling the wagons now.
Lynch